Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”
Thanks, Amy S.
Tag Archives: toothbrush
Rule #373
Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy’s toothbrush.
Thanks, Kristina F.!
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Rule #328
Rule #328: Tooth brushing is required on weekends too.
Thanks, Erin O.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #288
Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.
Thanks, Jenny E.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #253
Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.
Thanks, Lara L.!
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Rule #194
Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.
Thanks, Erin A.!
Filed under Guest rules
