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Rule #565

Rule #565:  Fighting bad guys is tough work. You have to be smart, innovative, and quick-thinking. While your idea for stopping the enemy with Booger Bullets is surely an effective form of attack, you’re still not allowed to pick your nose. 


 Thanks, Robyn H.


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Rule #447

Rule #447:  No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats.  Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make.


Thanks, Rebecca MA.


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Rule #437

Rule #437:  No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.


Thanks, Robyn H.


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Rule #300

Rule #300:  While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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Rule #262

Rule #262:  The green things in your nose are not peas.


Thanks, Sara G.!


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Rule #164

Rule #164:  Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.


Thanks, Leslie K.!


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Rule #93

Rule #93:  Please do not drink from the straw after you’ve already stuck it up your nose.


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