Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540): The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 