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10/03/2012 · 12:34 pm

Rule #540

Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540): The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.

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09/18/2012 · 8:10 am

Rule #536

Rule #536: Spitting water out of your mouth and onto your sister is not the same as playing with water guns.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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07/11/2012 · 7:59 am

Rule #527

Rule #527: If you are thirsty and would like something cold to drink, please do not take a glass out of a dishwasher that has just completed its heated drying cycle. If there are no other glasses or cups to be found, at least allow the glass to cool down before pouring cold red Kool-Aid into it. If you forget all of the above and do it anyway, please tell me immediately rather than marveling at the cool science trick you just discovered while standing amidst shards of broken glass as red Kool-Aid runs off of my counter and onto my newly painted bright white cabinets.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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04/28/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #443

Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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03/16/2011 · 8:59 am

Rule #431

Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

Thanks, Amy E.

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02/13/2011 · 9:21 am

Rule #422

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

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10/21/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #400

Rule #400: Fifty pounds of bread flour does not belong in the family room.

Thanks, Danelle S.

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09/22/2010 · 9:48 am

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

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02/27/2010 · 8:22 am

Rule #263

Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.

Thanks, Irma C.!

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02/05/2010 · 4:58 pm

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Tag Archives: messy

Rule #540

Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540): The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.

Rule #536

Rule #536: Spitting water out of your mouth and onto your sister is not the same as playing with water guns.

Thanks, Michelle C.

Rule #527

Thanks, Michelle C.

Rule #443

Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #431

Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

Thanks, Amy E.

Rule #422

Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

Thanks, Bonnie B.

Rule #400

Rule #400: Fifty pounds of bread flour does not belong in the family room.

Thanks, Danelle S.

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

Rule #263

Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.

Thanks, Irma C.!

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540): The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.

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Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

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Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

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Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.

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Rule #400: Fifty pounds of bread flour does not belong in the family room.

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Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

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Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.

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Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

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