05/24/2010 · 7:18 am
Rule #329: If you are going to put a blanket over your head and walk up to your brother to call him a jerk face, you might want to make sure that you actually do walk up to your brother, rather than your mom.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
03/05/2010 · 11:01 am
Rule #269: Do not tell your teacher that you feel “damn fine” or tell Grandma that her food is “damn good”. It makes mommy look bad.
Thanks, Megan S.!
07/11/2009 · 9:22 pm
Rule #127: Please do not stick the only key to the vehicle we are driving down the hole in the fire truck shopping cart at the grocery store. Mommy does not like that and neither do the three drill-wielding assistant managers who had to extract it so I could get the heck out of there.
Thanks for sharing, Abby G. What a day that must have been!