Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Tag Archives: scissors
Rule #501
Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors.
Thanks, Jen T.
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Rule #489
Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps.
Thanks, Susie S.
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Rule #468
Rule #468: Please do not cut a hole in my pants with manicure scissors while I am getting ready for work.
Thanks, Kristin H.
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Rule #348
Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.
Thanks, Mary B.!
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