Rule #339: When you bit the purple crayon and it didn’t taste like grape, you could have stopped then. You really didn’t have to go on to see what the yellow, orange, red, and blue tasted like.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 