I want to laugh, but… I can sooo see this happening at my house. It hasn’t yet, but at least now when it does, I’ll know my kid’s not the only weird one.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
I want to laugh, but… I can sooo see this happening at my house. It hasn’t yet, but at least now when it does, I’ll know my kid’s not the only weird one.
…especially not with a Sharpie!
New rule: The words “Sharpie” and “penis” shall never, ever be used in close proximity, lest they lead to Very Bad Thoughts…
It made me think of a very bad college prank.
What, we can’t play puppet show?