Tag Archives: toddler

08/31/2012 · 2:04 pm

Rule #530

Rule #530: I know the Wii balance board is small and white…but it is NOT a potty, and we don’t poop on it! Thanks!

Thanks, Cindy H.

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Tagged as gross, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, potty training, rules, toddler, Wii, Wii Balance Board

04/22/2011 · 10:47 am

Rule #439

Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.

Thanks, J’s Mom.

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Tagged as dog, drink, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, puppy, rules, thirsty, toddler

03/09/2011 · 7:36 am

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Tagged as cat, dog, licking, mean mom, meanest mommy, overheated kangaroo, parenting, rules, toddler

11/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #409

Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.

Thanks, Allyson B.

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08/31/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #371

Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn’t much better than just peeing on the floor.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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Tagged as cereal bowl, don't pee in that, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toddler

08/30/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #370

Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.

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Tagged as gross, lick, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, toddler, what are you licking?

08/19/2010 · 6:53 am

Rule #364

Rule #364: Don’t touch the eggs!

Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies. 😦

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07/11/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #352

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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05/19/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #326

Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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05/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #323

Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.

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Tagged as markers, mean, meanest mommy, mom, naptime, parenting, rules, sneaky, toddler

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