Rule #530: I know the Wii balance board is small and white…but it is NOT a potty, and we don’t poop on it! Thanks!
Thanks, Cindy H.
Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.
Thanks, J’s Mom.
Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.
Thanks, Allyson B.
Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn’t much better than just peeing on the floor.
Thanks, Sarah R.!
Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.
Rule #364: Don’t touch the eggs!
Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies. 😦
Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.