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Rule #530

Rule #530:  I know the Wii balance board is small and white…but it is NOT a potty, and we don’t poop on it!   Thanks!

 

Thanks, Cindy H.

 

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Rule #439

Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.



Thanks, J’s Mom.


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Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.


Thanks, Melissa T.


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Rule #409

Rule #409:  Please do not use crayons on the cat.


Thanks, Allyson B.


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Rule #371

Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn’t much better than just peeing on the floor.


Thanks, Sarah R.!


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Rule #370

Rule #370:  If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.


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Rule #364

Rule #364:  Don’t touch the eggs!



Thanks, Shaye M., and my sympathies.  😦


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