Tag Archives: markers
Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.
Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Rule #104: Don’t draw on your penis.
Thanks, Lauren C. And thanks for not sending us a picture! 😉
Rule #33: Please do not decorate Mommy & Daddy’s wedding picture with markers. Or at least don’t write the word “Fart” on it.
Thanks, Kelly S! Guest rules are even funnier with pictures.