Even though you think it’s helping, do not attempt to change your brother’s poopy diaper on your own. Especially not right before you have to leave for the school bus. Especially if you don’t wipe all the poop off him or you before getting distracted by something else.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Dad: “Adie, go see if Ro is sleeping”
Adie: (standing at the foot of the stairs and yelling) “RO ARE YOU SLEEPING?”
-sigh-
Even though you think it’s helping, do not attempt to change your brother’s poopy diaper on your own. Especially not right before you have to leave for the school bus. Especially if you don’t wipe all the poop off him or you before getting distracted by something else.