Rule #266: When we are in a crowded restaurant and I am ready to leave, you are not allowed to say “Just a sec” because without thinking, I will loudly reply, “I’m not giving you any more secs!” and that will be very awkward for me.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Comedy Gold! I showed my kids a couple of the rules on the site and they loved it, I really hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me (^.^)
HILARIOUS! Have already tweeted it to my other mother buds. “…no more secs” will bring a smile every time I hear the phrase now.