Rule #266: When we are in a crowded restaurant and I am ready to leave, you are not allowed to say “Just a sec” because without thinking, I will loudly reply, “I’m not giving you any more secs!” and that will be very awkward for me.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 