Rule #336: Please do not play the kazoo while pooping. But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Can I add “play with coins – real or plastic – while pooping”?