Tag Archives: screaming
Rule #250
Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.
Thanks, Sara G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #183
Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.
Filed under SR
Rule #135
Rule #135: I know you miss your friends from school during break, but please stop screaming, “I LOVE YOU, NICHOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” across the restaurant.
Filed under SR
Rule #100
Rule #100: When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.
This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100. Enjoy! 🙂
Filed under OA
Rule #84
Rule #84: It is not safe (or comfortable or possible) for you to wear your backpack on your back while you are strapped into your carseat. You might as well stop screaming about it.
Filed under GC
Rule #83
Rule #83: Mommy forbids these things next time we are at the library…
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Screaming at the top of your lungs.
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Trying to escape and hide.
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Throwing puppets and puzzle pieces.
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Head-butting Mommy’s cheekbone until you make a bruise.
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Pulling down the bulletin board.
Rule #74
Rule #74: When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.
Rule#69
Rule #69: Banging on the door and screaming, “Let me in, Lady!” is not an appropriate way of getting your mother to let you in the house.
Thanks, Kelly S.
Filed under Guest rules
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