Rule #476: Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush. It’s not as helpful as you think it is.
Thanks, Amanda H.
Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.
Thanks, Jessica W.
Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.
Thanks, Jennifer E.!
Rule #336: Please do not play the kazoo while pooping. But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.
Thanks, Bridie S.!
Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.
Thanks, Beth K.!
Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.
Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone.
Thanks, Julie KP!
Rule #148: No, you may not come into the bathroom when I am taking a shower to see if I want to pet that stupid tiny plastic dog.
Rule #107: No, you may NOT have a hug while I’m pooping.
Thanks, Tanya S. And here’s another where I’m glad there’s no picture. 😉