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Rule #476

Rule #476:  Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush.  It’s not as helpful as you think it is.

 

Thanks, Amanda H.

 

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Rule #388

Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.


Thanks, Jessica W.


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Rule #383

Rule #383:  If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom.  You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.


Thanks, Jennifer E.!


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Rule #336

Rule #336:  Please do not play the kazoo while pooping.  But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation.


Thanks, Bridie S.!


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Rule #322

Rule #322:  It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house.  Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift.


Thanks, Beth K.!


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Rule #319

Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.


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Rule #289

Rule #289:  I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom.  I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.


Thanks, Robyn H.


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