Monthly Archives: July 2010

07/03/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #348

Rule #348: It is not acceptable to cut your hair, your dress, your curtain, the strings off your brother’s sun hat, your Barbie’s hair, and your stuffed animals’ fur during your time out. And just because Mommy left a pair of scissors in your room does not make it her fault.

Thanks, Mary B.!

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07/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #347

Rule #347: Even though it’s summertime and you don’t have to go anywhere, please do not beg for a snow cone at 9 am when I have to leave for work. Furthermore, don’t pout and be ugly when I say no. My paycheck is what pays for your snow cones!

Thanks, Maggie C.!

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