Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Agreed. 😀
Hilarious! Love your blog 🙂
classic. This reminds me of the time my nephew asked at age 4 if it’s ok to hit if it’s “an accident”
He had to be told if you plan it, then it’s not an accident.