Tag Archives: preschooler

Rule #461

Rule #461:  Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot. 

 

Thanks, Andrea B.

 

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Rule #449

Rule #449:  While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line.  Especially since you’re a little girl.


Thanks, Dee G.


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Rule #438

Rule #438:  Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”


Thanks, Carrie HW.


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Rule #434

Rule #434:   Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.


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Rule #429

Rule #429:


Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.


Thanks, Robyn H.

 

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Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.


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Rule #425

Rule #425:   No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.


Thanks, Jessica BB.


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