Rule #478: Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop. I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there when you finish “taking care of business.”
Thanks, Cori H.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
My 12 yr old and 9 yr old take their homework to the bathroom with them while they poop…I guess they can concentrate better in the bathroom, lol