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Rule #525

Rule #525:  Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.


Thanks, Diana R.


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Rule #478

Rule #478:  Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop.  I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there when you finish “taking care of business.”

 

Thanks, Cori H.

 

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Rule #469

Rule #469:  If the doorbell rings while you are going to the bathroom, its OK to let someone else answer it.  And if you do answer it, please pull up your pants first.


Thanks, Jill C.


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Rule #429

Rule #429:


Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.


Thanks, Robyn H.

 

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