01/28/2012 · 7:00 am
Rule #478: Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop. I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there when you finish “taking care of business.”
Thanks, Cori H.
03/12/2010 · 9:10 am
Rule #274: No licking yogurt off your brother.
Thanks, Carrie V.!
08/27/2009 · 9:21 am
Rule #149: Flinging yogurt on the floor will cause a ban on all yogurt products and earn you a one way ticket to your room.
Thanks to Julie who has the distinct honor of being “the worst mommy ever” to her kids.