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Rule #510

Rule #510:  Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again.  But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again.


“Can I have dessert?”
“Yes.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Ice cream?”
“Yes.”
“Please?”
“YES!”


Thanks, Phil Z.

 

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Rule #379

Rule #379: Licking a pickle does not count as dinner, and therefore, does not make you eligible for dessert.


Thanks, Mike P.!


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