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Rule #390

Rule #390: Claiming a stomach ache might get you out of eating dinner, but you may not have ice cream to make it feel better.


Thanks, Diane M.


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Rule #379

Rule #379: Licking a pickle does not count as dinner, and therefore, does not make you eligible for dessert.


Thanks, Mike P.!


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Rule #299

Rule #299:  No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!


Thanks, Terese R.!


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Rule #235

Rule #235:  Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.


Thanks, Eileen J.!


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Rule #226

Rule #226:  Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over. 


Thanks, Tanya S.!


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