Tag Archives: dinner
Rule #390: Claiming a stomach ache might get you out of eating dinner, but you may not have ice cream to make it feel better.
Thanks, Diane M.
Rule #379: Licking a pickle does not count as dinner, and therefore, does not make you eligible for dessert.
Thanks, Mike P.!
Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!
Thanks, Terese R.!
Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.
Thanks, Eileen J.!
Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.
Thanks, Tanya S.!