Rule #396: Please don’t tell me I have a drinking problem when I spill water on my shirt in the car. I know you thought it was funny when Daddy said it at the kitchen table, but it will be hard to explain if you say it in front of the wrong person.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 