Rule #536: Spitting water out of your mouth and onto your sister is not the same as playing with water guns.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Tag Archives: water
Rule #490
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #396
Rule #396: Please don’t tell me I have a drinking problem when I spill water on my shirt in the car. I know you thought it was funny when Daddy said it at the kitchen table, but it will be hard to explain if you say it in front of the wrong person.
Thanks, Rebecca F.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #283
Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.
Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #238
Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.
Rule #82
Rule #82: Yes, it is round and full of water, but that does not make it a swimming pool.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
Filed under Guest rules
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