Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #488
Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.
Thanks, Sarah W.
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Rule #487
Rule #487: Panty liners are not to be used as eye patches.
Thanks, Tiffany L.
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Rule #486
Rule #486: Please do not throw a fit because Mommy won’t purchase Wii points so you can add to the 45+ songs that already come with Just Dance 3.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.
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Rule #485
Rule #485: You may only play the piano with your hands, not with your feet, your bottom, or your toys.
Thanks, Melissa T.
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Rule #484
Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.
Thanks, Michelle C.
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Rule #483
Rule #483: It’s 70 degrees in January. You can play outside without complaining about it.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
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Rule #482
Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”
Thanks, Amy S.
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Rule #481
Rule #481: Stop licking that sign. No licking street lights. Please don’t lick the garbage can. Just stop licking stuff.
Thanks, Aimee S.
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Rule #480
Rule #480: If you don’t want the baby to pull out your hair, take a step away from him.
Thanks, Sara G.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 