02/15/2012 · 8:13 pm
Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.
Thanks, Sarah W.
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09/11/2009 · 1:40 pm
Rule #162: When you have come home sick from school, you may not:
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Go to your friend’s house to play when she gets home .
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Go to soccer practice.
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Have cake for lunch.
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