11/04/2009 · 6:08 pm
Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.


Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).
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09/07/2009 · 9:19 am
Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.
Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.
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