OMG, that’s funny! Once when Sylvia was probably 3, we went through a drive thru. The person came on and asked what we wanted. Sylvia yelled ” I want boobie!” (our ‘endearing’ term for breastfeeding)
Umm, ya.
I commented too soon. It WAS worse. We went out to dinner last Saturday, and DS entertained himself while we waited to order by folding and twisting straws & straw wrappers into various convoluted shapes. So far, so good. Then came the announcement of what he had made…. loudly… and repeatedly… just as the waitress came to take our order: “I made a penis and a poop-hole!” WTH?? (Shut up, kid… no, not MINE; how did this total stranger kid end up at our table??)
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
OMG. Hilarious.
Which child?
This one was Sean, of course. He loves to talk about potty things.
OMG, that’s funny! Once when Sylvia was probably 3, we went through a drive thru. The person came on and asked what we wanted. Sylvia yelled ” I want boobie!” (our ‘endearing’ term for breastfeeding)
Umm, ya.
OK, this was pee your pants funny and brought tears to my laughing eyes!!!
I think I will use this for the week as my “breathe and remember it could be worse” thought when I’m about to scream at my kids.
I commented too soon. It WAS worse. We went out to dinner last Saturday, and DS entertained himself while we waited to order by folding and twisting straws & straw wrappers into various convoluted shapes. So far, so good. Then came the announcement of what he had made…. loudly… and repeatedly… just as the waitress came to take our order: “I made a penis and a poop-hole!” WTH?? (Shut up, kid… no, not MINE; how did this total stranger kid end up at our table??)