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Rule #564

Rule #564:  When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.

 

 

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Rule #557

Rule #557:  It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.


 

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Rule #543

Rule #543:  No, you may not have brownies, cotton candy, caramel corn, and/or Tootsie Rolls for breakfast.

 

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Rule #522

Rule #522:  Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.


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Rule #506

Rule #506:  Your cast is not a club for hitting things.

 

 

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Rule #475

Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule):  If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets the same amount as everyone else in the house, we could use our extra time to cure cancer, discover alternate energy sources, and end world hunger.

 

 

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Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.


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