07/16/2013 · 8:15 am
Rule #564: When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.
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06/28/2013 · 7:36 am
Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.
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10/12/2012 · 11:41 am
Rule #543: No, you may not have brownies, cotton candy, caramel corn, and/or Tootsie Rolls for breakfast.
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06/15/2012 · 9:23 am
Rule #522: Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.
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04/02/2012 · 7:19 am
Rule #506: Your cast is not a club for hitting things.
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01/25/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule): If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets the same amount as everyone else in the house, we could use our extra time to cure cancer, discover alternate energy sources, and end world hunger.
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02/25/2011 · 5:13 pm
Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.
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11/22/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.
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10/12/2010 · 7:41 am
Rule #397:
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During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.
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During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.
Thanks to Betsy R. for the photo!
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07/15/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
