And when you go back to preschool after being out sick, it is not necessary to announce to the teachers and every other parent you see, “I’m not throw-upping anymore!”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
heh heh. And when you come out of the restroom, you don’t need to announce to the entire room what you just did.
And the worst is when they announce what Mommy just did. Grrrr.
Even puking…”Mommy-ah threw-ah up-ah!”
And when you go back to preschool after being out sick, it is not necessary to announce to the teachers and every other parent you see, “I’m not throw-upping anymore!”