Rule #56: Maybe you should get to know the electrician a little bit better before screaming, “I love you, Chad!!!!” over and over when he walks in the door.
I laughed when I first read this. Now I can relate to it even more. During a recent visit from our landlord (see Rule #75), whom my son has met only twice before, my dear affectionate preschooler decided suddenly to glom onto this gentleman’s leg and practically pull his pants down when the guy was trying to leave.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
I laughed when I first read this. Now I can relate to it even more. During a recent visit from our landlord (see Rule #75), whom my son has met only twice before, my dear affectionate preschooler decided suddenly to glom onto this gentleman’s leg and practically pull his pants down when the guy was trying to leave.