Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Sigh. I’m so glad we don’t have bunk beds anymore, you poor thing!