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Rule #429

Rule #429:


Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.


Thanks, Robyn H.

 

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Rule #317

Rule #317:  Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box.  It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad.  Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter.  But it’s still not okay.


Thanks, Ami S.!


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Rule #313

Rule #313:  I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.


Thanks, Mia C.!


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Rule #236

Rule #236:  I  know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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Rule #218

Rule #218:  Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.


Thanks, Tisa J.!


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Rule #192

Rule #192:  Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot.  And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.


Thanks, Wendy W.!


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Rule #13

Rule #13:  Let’s not do this again….

  • 5:40pm:  Arrive at 3rd grader’s soccer practice  (10 minutes late because of previous drama at home)
  • 5:45pm:  3rd grader says, “Mommy, I have to go potty.” 
  • 5:50pm:  Drive to gas station to go potty; ask preschooler if he needs to go.  He says, “No.”
  • 5:55pm:  Arrive back at soccer practice.
  • 5:56pm:  Preschooler screams, “MOMMY, I HAVE TO GO POTTY REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!”

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