Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 