Rule #324

Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother.

Thanks, Paula B.!


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8 responses to “Rule #324

  1. LOL…I can’t wait to tell my boys that!

    Thank you for giving me a much needed laugh this morning!


  2. Carrie

    Really? I think that sounds pretty appropriate and effective!

  3. Carrie

    Just ask my husband and his 3 brothers in their 30s.

  4. Jill

    Not really a bad idea. Much better than hitting each other or calling names. I think I’ll bring this idea up to my boys (5 and 7 years old) – at least it’ll make them laugh and probably forget what they were arguing about in the first place.

  5. I only have one daughter, I don’t know what the fart of justice is!

  6. =)) thank you, I so needed to laugh this morning. I LOVE your mean mommy rules. Since my boys are 6 & 7, this rule is horribly apropos.

  7. Rich A.

    I just had to use this rule. Here’s the bizarre part: I don’t have children.

    I am a religious seminarian, and I had to use this rule with my 38-year-old seminary brother regarding his liberal use of the “Fart App” on his iPhone to try to win arguments.

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