Rule #342: Please do not drink from that sippy cup you found in our playset. In June. In 90 degree F temps. Especially when Mommy is screaming, “DON’T DRINK THAT! DON’T DRINK THAT!” But I guess that’s what they call “natural consequences.”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Eww!!
Yeah we have that problem too, and “DON’T DRINK THAT!!!” only seems to make them drink it faster!
At least it was *your* playset, though, right?
Yes, it was our playset. Thank goodness. MUCH grosser if this had been at the park or elsewhere!
Hope it wasn’t milk. *GAG*