I will remember this the next time someone spills a drink or drops a bowl of something on the floor. It could be much, much worse.
Sorry mama, that sucks!
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Never ever again will I think the cornstarch episode was bad! I bet this mess would clog a Dyson.
You are correct! The dyson clogged up early on in the cleanup. Even the shopvac had problems.
OMG!!! Poor mama. 😦
How do you even begin to clean up a mess like that?!? 😦
Your child is still alive, right?! Poor Momma, what a (previously) unimaginable mess.
I will remember this the next time someone spills a drink or drops a bowl of something on the floor. It could be much, much worse.
Sorry mama, that sucks!