Monthly Archives: January 2012
Rule #468: Please do not cut a hole in my pants with manicure scissors while I am getting ready for work.
Thanks, Kristin H.
Rule #467: When you are potty training, and daddy is trying to teach you how to aim, it is not appropriate to scream, “NO TOUCH MY PENIS!” at the top of your lungs. Especially when you are in a busy McDonalds restroom.
Thanks, Vallere S.
Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”
Thanks, Rilana M.