Monthly Archives: January 2012
Rule #471: You may not turn your baby brother’s exersaucer into an imitation of Disney’s Teacup ride.
Thanks, Meghann M.
Rule #470: It is not polite to pinch little old ladies at Wal-Mart just because they get too close to you when they are telling Mommy how cute you are.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Rule #469: If the doorbell rings while you are going to the bathroom, its OK to let someone else answer it. And if you do answer it, please pull up your pants first.
Thanks, Jill C.
Rule #468: Please do not cut a hole in my pants with manicure scissors while I am getting ready for work.
Thanks, Kristin H.
Rule #467: When you are potty training, and daddy is trying to teach you how to aim, it is not appropriate to scream, “NO TOUCH MY PENIS!” at the top of your lungs. Especially when you are in a busy McDonalds restroom.
Thanks, Vallere S.
Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”
Thanks, Rilana M.