Monthly Archives: January 2012

Rule #469

Rule #469:  If the doorbell rings while you are going to the bathroom, its OK to let someone else answer it.  And if you do answer it, please pull up your pants first.


Thanks, Jill C.


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Rule #468

Rule #468:  Please do not cut a hole in my pants with manicure scissors while I am getting ready for work.

 

Thanks, Kristin H.

 

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Rule #467

Rule #467:  When you are potty training, and daddy is trying to teach you how to aim, it is not appropriate to scream, “NO TOUCH MY PENIS!” at the top of your lungs. Especially when you are in a busy McDonalds restroom.


Thanks, Vallere S.


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Rule #466

Rule #466:  Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”

 

Thanks, Rilana M.

 

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Rule #465

Rule #465:  If you insist on taking a full hour to eat your dinner, don’t complain that you don’t have time to play before bed.


Thanks, Jessica W.


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Rule #464

Rule #464:  Please do not hum “One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” at preschool dropoff.


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