Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.
Rule #549: It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.
Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.
Rule #547: You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Rule #473: When I tell you that you have to put on a shirt to help me cook (because you’re currently just wearing pants), please don’t come back from your room wearing ONLY a shirt. This is not multiple choice.
Thanks, Beth T.
Rule #469: If the doorbell rings while you are going to the bathroom, its OK to let someone else answer it. And if you do answer it, please pull up your pants first.
Thanks, Jill C.
Rule #344: I know you are sad, but you are not so sad that you must remove all of your clothes and/or go live at the park.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.
Thanks, Jill J.!
Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.
Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.
Thanks, Chad D!
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