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Rule #549: It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.
Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.
Rule #547: You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Rule #473: When I tell you that you have to put on a shirt to help me cook (because you’re currently just wearing pants), please don’t come back from your room wearing ONLY a shirt. This is not multiple choice.
Thanks, Beth T.