Tag Archives: glue

Rule #198

Rule #198:  No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.

Thanks, Jessa F.!


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Rule #26

Rule #26:  When I said leave the placemats on the table, I did not mean GLUE the placemats to the table.  The irreplaceable 1930’s vintage table.


Guest rule brought to you by Abby G.  I’m finding this one particularly funny, but I’m guessing that’s because it happened somewhere other than my house.




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