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Rule #504

Rule #504:  You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away.  


Thanks, Anne M.



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Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!


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Rule #261

Rule #261:  Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving.  And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother.  Mommy does not appreciate that.

Thanks, Mariel B.! 


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