Tag Archives: scream

Rule #279

Rule #279:  When I say, “We will go when the baby wakes up”, that is not a request for you to go shake the baby’s crib and scream “Wake up, Baby!”.

Thanks, Paula M.!


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Rule #261

Rule #261:  Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving.  And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother.  Mommy does not appreciate that.

Thanks, Mariel B.! 


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Rule #17

It’s not funny if your brother screams when you do it.

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