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Rule #393

Rule #393: Before loaning your friend some Matchbox cars, you may not put them in your pants and make “car testicles” with them.

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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Rule #261

Rule #261:  Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving.  And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother.  Mommy does not appreciate that.

Thanks, Mariel B.! 


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