Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 