Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Rule #419: I know you were trying to be thoughtful, but it is not okay to wash Mommy’s cell phone in the toilet.
Thanks, Cynthia H.
Rule #399: While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.
Thanks, Mia C.
Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.
Thanks, Wendy W.
Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.
Thanks, Warkenda C.!
Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.
Thanks, Mia C.!
Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.
Thanks, Jenny E.!
Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.
Thanks, Wendy E.!
Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.
Thanks, Kristin H.!