Tag Archives: toilet

05/14/2012 · 7:11 am

Rule #512

Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.

Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Tagged as gross, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, teether, toilet

01/20/2011 · 7:37 am

Rule #419

Rule #419: I know you were trying to be thoughtful, but it is not okay to wash Mommy’s cell phone in the toilet.

Thanks, Cynthia H.

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Tagged as cell phone, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, This is why we can't have nice things, toilet

10/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #399

Rule #399: While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.

Thanks, Mia C.

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Tagged as clean the bathroom, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toilet, urinal

09/22/2010 · 9:48 am

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

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Tagged as bubbles, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, sink, soap, toilet

08/24/2010 · 7:40 am

Rule #367

Rule #367: Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same. Please use a cup… and the sink.

Thanks, Warkenda C.!

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05/19/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #326

Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Tagged as blow, bubbles, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler, toilet

05/03/2010 · 7:28 am

Rule #313

Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.

Thanks, Mia C.!

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03/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #288

Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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Tagged as gross, helping, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet, toothbrush

11/06/2009 · 5:58 pm

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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10/30/2009 · 10:07 am

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, shirt, toilet

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