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Rule #512

Rule #512:  You may not use the toilet brush as a teether…  nor may you chew on the toilet seat.


Thanks, Meaghann B.


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Rule #419

Rule #419: I know you were trying to be thoughtful, but it is not okay to wash Mommy’s cell phone in the toilet.

 

Thanks, Cynthia H.

 

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Rule #399

Rule #399:  While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.


Thanks, Mia C.


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Rule #384

Rule #384:   When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.


Thanks, Wendy W.


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Rule #367

Rule #367:  Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same.  Please use a cup…  and the sink.


Thanks, Warkenda C.!


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Rule #326

Rule #326:  No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles.


Thanks, Melissa M.!


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Rule #313

Rule #313:  I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.


Thanks, Mia C.!


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