Rule #44: When everyone else at church is completely silent, please do not ask “Is church done now? Is Church Done Now? IS CHURCH DONE NOW?!?!” The more times you ask this, the longer church seems to last.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
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