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Rule #446

Rule #446:  It’s lovely that you want to greet the pastor on Sunday morning, but standing on your father’s lap and screaming “HELLO!” in the middle of a prayer is not okay.


Thanks, Kelly H.



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Rule #297

Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.

Thanks Nancy S.!

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Rule #44

Rule #44:  When everyone else at church is completely silent, please do not ask “Is church done now?  Is Church Done Now?  IS CHURCH DONE NOW?!?!”  The more times you ask this, the longer church seems to last.

Thanks, to Jenni F. from Ames, IA.

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