Or that special rock, or that leaf shaped like a heart, or that ribbon from the balloon that popped two months ago, or that broken piece from the kid’s meal toy, or….
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Or that special rock, or that leaf shaped like a heart, or that ribbon from the balloon that popped two months ago, or that broken piece from the kid’s meal toy, or….
OMG, Wendy; I think you must live at my house too!
Oh, good, then I can ask you to please have your family do its share in cleaning this place up!